Has Hurley become hot??

I just looked up the spelling of his name because I can never remember if it has an "E" or not. It does, apparently. So, has his newfound confidence made him hot? Do you find yourself trying to look at him more closely to see what Libby sees in him? IS he hot and we are missing it? Does he say the word "dude", hotly, or was it his awesome Spanish when he was talking to Richard's dead wife that turned us on?

Jack is so scabby!!! Jon (without Kate plus 8) is getting more attractive as they focus more and more on Hurley, John Locke and Scabby. I think I cried a little during the reunion of Jin and Sun. Is that ridiculous? Is Kate looking a little scabby and are her teeth looking a little yellow?

Are they trying to make John Locke look hot and powerful? He is NOT hot!! I would definitely fuck Hurley over Locke, but everyone over Ben, except maybe Sayid. And, I think I might be Jin over Sawyer, although Sawyer's description of "the pilot" was pretty funny - why does he look like he stepped off the Love Boat? Does anyone remember that show? Were you Gopher or Isaac? I was SO Ace - I'm pretty sure I had a picture of him on my wall when I was growing up.

Why did Desmond run over poor, wheelchair-bound John Locke? I am totally sucked in - I have to admit it.

I will discuss Survivor but only because the moves just keep getting dumber!! I mean, seriously, I didn't think anybody could out-dumb Tyson, but giving Russell the hidden immunity idol? REALLY??? And I don't quite understand why Jeri wouldn't flip over to the skinny/mastermind alliance but it must have something to with the impending merger I don't quite get. Are these people really this dumb???

I love Bowersox. I heard some fantastic Howard Stern commentary on Bowersox - she really does need to do something about the teeth and I'm not sure why she is attempting to "dress diva" instead of just being the crunchy artist she is, but I love her anyway. I am SO glad awful WB dude is gone and I hope Casey goes next!

RAWB IS GAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welp - I've been on vacation but that did not prevent me from watching Lost, AI results show or Surviv-UH.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY VOTED OFF RAWB!!! I might have to start boycotting the show at this point because of the stupidity - first of Tyson and then of everybody else! I didn't see anything but the end, so I have no idea what the excuse was for voting off Rawb, but I am starting to believe that Russell is the genius (albeit missing a tooth) player everyone thinks he is. I blame Tyson for every inch of this travesty - what an idiot!! Rawb had it all figured out - it could be Russell and Poverty (I refuse to spell it any other way) off the team right now. And Coach!! What a wus - OH RAWB, I DIDN'T VOTE YOU OFF, I voted for COURTNEY - how passive-aggressive can you get?! By voting for Courtney, you voted for RAWB. If the merge doesn't come soon, the villains are SCREWED without RAWB - the show is screwed without Rawb - SHOCKING! By the way, I love the fact that the Surviv-uh powers-that-be controlled this game by forcing the Villains to vote someone off, even though they technically have never lost an elimination challenge. Because of that maneuvar, Tyson was forced to be an idiot and then the rest of the tribe followed suit with the voteoff of Rawb. And even more ridiculous - Jeri's comment, "I'm just not a villain...I just don't know how to be a villian". RIDICULOUS. I vaguely remember when Jeri was on Survivor and I don't remember much, but I know she was a villain!!

Jin is hot. Sun is not. And I think Hurley should be able to speak Korean. Jack is scabby. And Sanjay, I mean Sayid is greasy. Who is the best looking person not named Sawyer on Lost? Shouldn't there be someone who falls in between Sawyer and Jin in terms of hotness? I think so.

Bowersox is the only thing Idol has going for it. I didn't see them sing (yet) but I can't believe Tim Urban is still hanging on by a thread. CW...PLEASE - TAKE HIM AWAY!!!!