Ok - so I know I have been absent for a while. Things have been a bit crazy at work - my company was acquired and I have to work with my old lesbian boss (old in both ways) and you would think she would like me but I think she actually doesn't like that I'm an "accepted" lesbian because she is old and had to be a lesbian in the workplace the hard way. Although, I think she is less old than she looks, but that is besides the point.
ANYWAY, it's Halloween and I just have to say that I HATE when people use Halloween to dress up like a slut. It's not about that!! It's about my best ever costume, when J & I were Monica Seles and Steffi Graf and I had a knife sticking out of my back. It's about the Jimmy Kimmel show I saw tonight with "half-and-half" costumes which were hilarious such as, "Cinna-Bono" and "BarAquaman". I loved it!! Not "I'm going to dress up like Little Red Riding Hood so I can look like a slut." I hate that.
I also HATE Vicki and Brady on BL. HATE them. For crying out loud, you are on a FAT loss show and you intentionally didn't lose weight when you still weigh over 300 lbs and you have Bob to help you lose weight and your JOB is to lose weight and all you care about is voting off that sweet mom of the autistic son because her husband is annoying?? I HATE them. I only take solace in the fact that they will be fat again. I have mixed feelings about Heba - I sort of hate her for being friends with those awfuls but she is so damn fat and at least she continues to lose weight.
I especially hate how all of these people are so damn stupid. Like, for example, Heba - she needs to break up her little alliance because the husband-wife team is going to screw her in the end. And the stupid black team voting off the only man was just plain DUMB and they, too, should have split up the mother-daughter team because Colleen, who is already skinny (ok, maybe I'm pushing it) is SO next.
I also want to say that I am at a Science show in Dallas right now and today, in the booth across from me, was a man who was dressed up as a cow. And it was RIDICULOUS. But, I loved it.
I also took everybody out for a ridiculous dinner last night because that is part of my role now and I order bottles of wine from the sommalier (which I can't even spell) and I am just RIDICULOUS.
That's all.... Sorry for the lapse - I am dosing you. Because I dose people. And that makes people wish they had friends like me :)
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I'm glad I have a friend like you.
Also, I can't think of a better person to be ordering the wine for the group.
And, whenever I see a guy in the cow costume, I always remember the Halloween in Glens Falls with the herd of cows. Somehow milk became involved, but I've managed to block that part out, as I have blocked out most of my twenties. Except for Malakai.
i was in london for halloween and did not see kelly. Despite the fact that she and adam live approximately two blocks form where i was staying. london is very into halloween but they are all either dead people, which is completely valid, or slutty cats, which is not. And funny costumes like the ones you described are non-existent. I went to a party that had a "real american halloween" theme, which meant organized games such as "bobbing for apples", "pass the balloon between the legs", and, of course, our old favorite, and "find the coin in the nasty bowl of spaghettiO's".
Where the hell have I been??? I thought you stopped blogging and am delighted to see I was wrong. Your BL recap is SO accurate- I hated Brown (SO terrible- no offense meant to our very own "terrible") and had mixed feelings re Heba. Mer- are you referring to Malakai from Children of the Corn, which I believe we watched on the bus that took us to Glens Falls? Crazy blast from the past!
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