Hell's Kitchen is BACK

I love that show. I cannot believe how fat the one guy is or how ugly the lesbian is. Did you notice that on both HK and Top Chef, the little gay guy is the first to go? OUT AND PROUD!! I kind of like Will but Seth seems like he will be an interesting character. I kind of wanted the waiter to go because he was unacceptable but I LOVE that the girl waitress got everyone drunk during the blackout. I think it's a bit unfair that he picked a cute, young girl to waitress for the girls' team and a bad-toothed Giovanni for the men. Fair.

By far, my favorite comment was the girl (can't remember her name but I remember she is NOT attractive) saying that everyone thinks she "is just another pretty face trying to cook." A pretty face???? Are you kidding me?! I kind of love her though, cuz she is so unacceptable.

I am SO glad the bachelor got rid of that girl who didn't belong. And what a fucked up family!! I turned it on just in time to see some Jesus bible thumping (and isn't Naomi Jewish?) and 2 seconds later the mother started in with the psychic and former lives. Ridiculous.

I'm interested to see what happens because I think he likes the pretty blonde the best but she IS young and I think he likes Canada but she's a little too Canada and her hair is a little messy and I think he likes the Sales rep the best but can he really propose without meeting her family?? Molly is so pretty - I'd keep her around too! And the Sales Rep, whatever her name is - I just am not a fan of the "stretchy pants". They are SHORTS. dammit.

BL - the new team I love to hate is the pink team. I can't stand that mother - she is just gross. And she has huge boobs, which will come back to haunt her at some point. And old bearded dad with the TERRIBLE body is awful - why does he never lose any weight? Why does the son have to carry him??

And I'm not a fan of yellow partner who couldn't work out because she has been on campus for 2 seconds and can't work out because her sister's awful husband was there? What the hell is that??

LOVE American Idol and I like the rocker chick and I like the guy whose wife died and I HATE Tatiana (or whatever) who should be shot and I was NOT a fan of the black chick who looks like a hooker.

DAMMIT.

Have you ever.....

Gotten a zit a few days before a big event (I don't know - a dance, a wedding, a date)? Anyway, you are afraid if you wait that the zit will appear JUST in time for everyone to see it so you start to "work" on it a little early. Whoops! Once you start picking, it just gets worse and worse and bigger but now it's too late. You're fucked and your zit is on display - your only recourse is to bury it in your boyfriend's shoulder as they play Stairway To Heaven for the final dance of the night.

Just a thought....

BL Update

I have just a couple of things to say....

While I AM a fan of purple, I think she looks like Shrek. I could say Grimace but that is just a bit too obvious.

JOELLE is awful and I'm glad she's gone although I feel bad for the friend. I LOVE that everyone wrote JOELLE in huge letters and wrote Carla in tiny letters. LOVE that.

And for crying out loud!!!! The BODY on that MAN. REVERSE THE STOMACH STAPLE. Nobody should have to look at that, right??

Back By Popular Demand

I had a request to bring back the blog!! And...a request to weigh in on The Bachelor. Do all of my loyal fans remember when I predicted Jason would be the next bachelor?? Ok - I'm halfway through and he's about to go on his one-on-one with "Naomi" - flight attendant and SO not winning this man. What is she DOING there?? I mean, the old widow is there because she is an old widow. And the other 3 are attractive (with the possible exception of Canada who is just Canada).

And can we address the "stretchy pants"??? Apparently, in MEL's world, stretchy pants are another name for cutoff sweatpants. sweatshorts? I can watch this now becasue flight attendant is flying around Seattle with Jason and it is pointless - if I didn't see her at a preview of the rose ceremony, I would predict she is going home right now. I am NOT a fan of him sending these poor women home in the middle of a date. It's so mean!

Oy - the girls all sitting around the phone kissing old widow's daughter is RIDICUOLOUS.

I love Top Chef, by the way, and I love the chick with the long black face. She has taken a while to grow on me but I love her!

And BL - um....why does Orange fattest ever on biggest loser look more and more like Corky Thatcher with every pound he loses?

Ok - that's all for now. I like Molly and Mel. NOT a fan of flight attendant or old widow. I kind of like the Canadian, just cuz.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack. Sorry, fans. I know you've missed me!!!