I would never turn down a request...

Of course I watch Lost!! I had fallen behind and caught up by watching 2 episodes last weekend and then the 3rd online, which was PAINFUL. The Black Smoke just isn't the same on a laptop, not in HD.

SO...what can I say about Lost? One reason I am not a big fan - it's too much thinking for me. I use my brain way too much at work to have to use it to watch TV. I prefer bimbos throwing themselves at a "too-goodlooking" dude, teenagers belting out tunes, fat people trying to lose weight with their trainer climbing all over the treadmill and, well, cooking shows. I also think that Charlie (known as Jack on Lost but will always be PO5 Charlie to me) looks scabby these days. Speaking of PO5, did anyone notice that the giant black dude on AI sang the song that was playing when Love-Hewitt was lying in the hospital bed and Bailey (mini-Tom Cruise, not my dog) skulked into her room to say, "My name is Bailey, and I am an alcoholic. And you, JLH, have a big ass!"? It was slightly ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as the crying by Kara... Or the crying by NOT Adam Lambart's brother when he didn't make the top twelve.

ANYWAY...Claire scares me. She was ok with being in the pit!! And Kate annoys me. I much prefer the blonde whose name I can never remember but who looks like the lesbian on Grey's Anatomy. Arizona! That's her name!! Oh wait - that's the name of the chick on Grey's. What is the name of Sawyer's girlfriend? And I'm pissed because normally, I would be into the guy who is NOT Sawyer, but in the case of Lost, NOT Sawyer is Jack and Jack is scabby!

I don't like the black smoke. It reminds me of Ghost, when Willie Lopez was killed by Swayze the Ghost and then the black smoke came up through the grates and dragged him down to hell. And then a lovely white light came and got Swayze, but not until he shared one last illuminated kiss with Demi Moore. Did Lost steal the black smoke from Ghost? That is just not acceptable. And I know it is a TV show, but Hurly could not maintain that weight on a deserted island!! Heck - even John Locke could not maintain that weight. Dead OR alive...

I refuse to talk about Ben's eyes. Except I just did. And do you think the reason that the Asian dude became a bigger character is because he looks EXACTLY like Jon Gosselin? Who wants to see Jon minus Kate and eight on Lost??