Ok - so I couldn't figure out what I was feeling as I watched Jake agonize about Tenley vs Vienna. I sure as hell wasn't rooting for Tenley - what a bore!! And I couldn't figure out why I was so upset about Jake thinking with his dick. And then I realized - I just don't agree with Jake's dick! Not surprising, since I didn't agree with much about perfect, perfect Jake, but in the words of Ashleigh, "Vienna?? Really??"
If I were Jake's dick, I would have picked Gia, or Ashleigh, or maybe even "I fucked a producer", and I know Vienna was putting out and they had great "chImistry", but Vienna is just not that attractive! Tenley is also not too attractive and is booooring, but Vienna is unattractive, white trash.
And I don't have too much more to say except of course Ali is the new bachelorette and while I might be slightly bored at the prospect, I will definitely watch. And I didn't see the whole thing but I did see enough of Jake's family to realize why he is such a weanie. (Normally I wouldn't use a word like weanie, but how perfect is that for Jake)? Anyway, the mom demanding that whoever Jake picks needed to get along with the sister-in-laws was absolutely ridiculous! She just didn't see Vienna getting along with the sister-in-laws and it's the women who need to take care of everything when she and her husband are gone. After that performance, I am glad Jake picked with his dick!!
Is anyone watching Celebrity Fit Club? I am sporadically watching but I caught a little bit tonight and besides the shocking fact that the "hot" Charles in Charge chick is on it, and Rudy Huxtible, I was able to see Sebastian Bach (is that his name?) and his team kick everyone's ass up the hill only to struggle to put up the tent!! I missed most of it but heard him demand that putting up the tent was "the hardest thing he ever did" and the flaming Shear Genius dude talk about the tent he puts up every morning when he wakes up. Gross - more dicks, but this time, a flaming dick! Wait - is that Rudy Huxtible or is it Federline's girlfriend? I really don't know!! I still think Federline is hot - he's no David Silver, but he is hot, even as a chub.
I miss the Olympics.
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I miss the Olympics too, dammit. Although I have gotten sucked into Heroes vs. Villains (solely because of Boston Rob - if he gets voted off, I go with him in protest)...
I did not watch any of the Jake season but did read about it in detail in various magazines. Strictly based on that info, I don't get the choice - she has a bad personality, fake boobs AND her skin is orange! What's the catch?
I've never said, or typed "what's the catch?" before, by the way. It's looking pretty weird to me.
I have never watched The Bachelor but according to Facebook, a lot of my friends were not happy about the finale. So, apparently most of America agrees with you.
Federline is hot? How is it I never knew about this? Guess who will be telling everyone I know and has two thumbs? This girl!
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