Sunday, March 7, 2010

Picking a title for the "post" is the worst part

Ok - THANK GOD the moustache is gone!! I don't mean to be mean (but I'm not exactly trying to be nice) and I am not discriminating against the less attractive Idol contestants, as proven by my love of yellow-toothed AND toothLESS Bowersox. If you had seen the teeth before they were whitened by the Idol powers-that-be, you would understand why the yellow was so much bigger of a deal than the missing teeth.

But that little young thing, Hayley(?), has the biggest upper lip I have ever seen....EVER. It is so big it looks like she has a moustache. Add to that the TERRIBLE singing, and I am so glad she is gone... I was actually nervous she might stay (flashing back to Sanjaya), and was quite relieved to see her go. I am very glad John Parks is gone - I thought the Korean population would keep him around, but clearly his singing was bad enough to discourage even the Koreans from voting for him. I can't believe "I'm hot but I can't sing" is still hanging on. I kind of love that this season's version of Sanjaya is HOT.

But, let's talk about Survivor. I haven't been watching for a few years and I'm not sure why I stopped. I was sucked in by the commercials (probably during the Super Bowl) for Heroes vs. Villains and I am loving it. I have to admit, as much as Boston Rob's accent is aggravating, the guy is amazing. He is smaht and great at the challenges and he manages to be loved by his tribemates. I kind of love Russell and was bummed that they won a toolbox after he hid the hatchet from team. Russell, by the way, is missing a tooth or two of his own!

I don't understand why everyone thinks Pavarti (I think there is an H in there somewhere but I have no clue where) is so hot, and did anyone see the skinniest blonde EVER pathetically trying to make a basket after throwing herself pathetically down the slip-n-slide? She needs a damn bite to eat!

Why are there so many "pahk-the-cahs" on Survivor? On this one alone, we have Rob, Tawm, and Coach. I can't even talk about Coach - he is just too ridiculous. And why was everyone mad at James for pushing that old dude off of the sumo wrestling island? That was the game! What was he supposed to do - gently nudge him off? Puleeeeeeez.

Jeff Probst is still hot.

3 comments:

terrible said...

Thank you for getting sucked into Survivor. Other than that, I kind of have nothing to say, because I agree with every damn thing you wrote.
Cerie getting voted off was the best thing that could have happened for the heroes... I liked her, but her "cunning" was getting her team nowhere except to more tribal councils. It will take Tawm and Colby about 2 seconds to break the other alliance because James and Rupert are so dumb. Amanda always looks like she's about to cry, which is appropriate because she's going next!
Moving onto the Villains, Rob deserves to be on his own team with just himself. He'd STILL win all the challenges, and he'd have an awesome camp with a big warm fire and a comfortable couch made of palm leaves and he'd be surrounded by beautiful native women that he wouldn't hook up with because he's in love with Ambah.
Russell shouldn't have hid the machete (idiot! You need that!) - he should have hid but the starving blonde's legwarmers because they are possibly even more ridiculous than Coach.

terrible said...

ok, i apparently did have things to say.

Krissy said...

I wish Hell's Kitchen would come back on because I have no clue what you are talking about. I also wish you watched Lost because I would really like to hear your opinion on that. I believe it would bring me many chuckles.