Am I THRILLED to take a random look-see at the blog and see some comments? YES.
Does the blind guy on AI look a bit like Tyler? Um.
Do we all need to go to AC and gamble?? YES!
Do I hate the fact that our latest communication is ambling along with the subject, "THE NECK"? YES!
Am I sad that our office in Sweden is closing and I may not get any more chocolate? OY.
OK - HELL'S. DOES ANDREA NEED TO GO??? Yes - but not more than Ben. Would it be appalling if ANYONE besides Paula wins? Yes. Because I know that Danny is a good cook, somehow but COME ON, he belongs as a fan at a NASCAR track.
Is anyone surprised that "Big Boy" has a heart problem? Poor guy - next up....BIGGEST LOSER.
IS THE SUN EVER GOING TO COME OUT?
IS ANOOP DOG EVER GOING TO GO??
CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY SAVED JENNIFER GARNER AND NOW CAN'T SAVE ALLISON IF SHE NEEDS IT?
AM I YELLING????????????
Monday, April 20, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
I'm so glad Molly Ringwald is gone
That's all - I HATED her and she was such a cocky bitch when she stood up there and sang an angry, desperate rendition of JOLENE. oy. Which I subsequently had in my head all day.
I absolutely LOVE Hell's. Love it. From the 2-foot tall "out and proud" guy to Asian girl wheeling herself out in a wheelchair because of a sprained ankle (slightly dramatic) to J who only refers to himself in the 3rd person....I simply LOVE the show.
I absolutely LOVE Hell's. Love it. From the 2-foot tall "out and proud" guy to Asian girl wheeling herself out in a wheelchair because of a sprained ankle (slightly dramatic) to J who only refers to himself in the 3rd person....I simply LOVE the show.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Idol....
Has anybody else noticed that the new judge always asks and answers questions during her critique?
Was it a great song? No.
Do you look beautiful? Yes
Do you have the best voice in the competition? No.
Do you wear tight pants? YES (if you are Adam or the pretty boy)
But you still did a good job of being true to yourself....
And I LOVE that Simon was calling Lil, Little. Not to be confused with Lillian.
And I just love Allison....period.
OH - and I HATE country music.
And on BL - i HATE Helen. And the tirade by Fillipe was ABSURD.
Is Jillian a better trainer? Yes
Did you lose more weight when you were training with her? Yes
Is Bob as gay as Jilian? Yes.
But you are an asshole and you need to blame somebody other than the chicken fingers and tequila shots for not losing weight.
And why does Sione think he's Mohammed Ali???
Was it a great song? No.
Do you look beautiful? Yes
Do you have the best voice in the competition? No.
Do you wear tight pants? YES (if you are Adam or the pretty boy)
But you still did a good job of being true to yourself....
And I LOVE that Simon was calling Lil, Little. Not to be confused with Lillian.
And I just love Allison....period.
OH - and I HATE country music.
And on BL - i HATE Helen. And the tirade by Fillipe was ABSURD.
Is Jillian a better trainer? Yes
Did you lose more weight when you were training with her? Yes
Is Bob as gay as Jilian? Yes.
But you are an asshole and you need to blame somebody other than the chicken fingers and tequila shots for not losing weight.
And why does Sione think he's Mohammed Ali???
Monday, March 2, 2009
Jason is a DICK
Ok - just to put this in perspective....I am having my throat slit tomorrow morning (maybe, if I am lucky) and I just HAD to blog about Jason.
I understand that maybe the "feelings weren't there" but did he have to dump her at "after the final rose"? And go back to Molly immediately on TV? AWFUL. The line, "You are such a bastard" was amazing and while it may prevent Melissa from becoming the next bachelorette (as well as the stretchy pants that were really shorts), I still love the line. Although I am getting a little tired of the "runner-up" sitting in the chair and knowing exactly how the new runner-up is feeling.
This is a whole new era in Bachelor history - now, all runner-ups are going to hope for a repeat of Jason's "after the final rose".
And can we discuss the HAIR on Molly? And how easily she took him back? And how ugly his tie was? Not to be confused with TY the son who is also somewhat ugly. And I feel ok saying that about the poor kid because with all of the hoopla, I thought the big twist was going to be that THAI had died. And then it was just that he was dumping Melissa for Molly.
OY.
And I CANNOT believe that long face top chef was a model and I can't believe she let that shoddy season 3 runner up (or whatever season she was) ruin her final meal by convincing her to cook shit she never would have cooked. what a DISASTER. but at least stefan didn't win. And.....the first Jewish TC winner, no??
I have to mention Kalai Kalama from AI because he was just AWFUL. TERRIBLE. I can't get over how bad he was and, at the same time, can't get over how GOOD the chick with the pink hair was. I actually voted for her. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I understand that maybe the "feelings weren't there" but did he have to dump her at "after the final rose"? And go back to Molly immediately on TV? AWFUL. The line, "You are such a bastard" was amazing and while it may prevent Melissa from becoming the next bachelorette (as well as the stretchy pants that were really shorts), I still love the line. Although I am getting a little tired of the "runner-up" sitting in the chair and knowing exactly how the new runner-up is feeling.
This is a whole new era in Bachelor history - now, all runner-ups are going to hope for a repeat of Jason's "after the final rose".
And can we discuss the HAIR on Molly? And how easily she took him back? And how ugly his tie was? Not to be confused with TY the son who is also somewhat ugly. And I feel ok saying that about the poor kid because with all of the hoopla, I thought the big twist was going to be that THAI had died. And then it was just that he was dumping Melissa for Molly.
OY.
And I CANNOT believe that long face top chef was a model and I can't believe she let that shoddy season 3 runner up (or whatever season she was) ruin her final meal by convincing her to cook shit she never would have cooked. what a DISASTER. but at least stefan didn't win. And.....the first Jewish TC winner, no??
I have to mention Kalai Kalama from AI because he was just AWFUL. TERRIBLE. I can't get over how bad he was and, at the same time, can't get over how GOOD the chick with the pink hair was. I actually voted for her. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Hell's Kitchen is BACK
I love that show. I cannot believe how fat the one guy is or how ugly the lesbian is. Did you notice that on both HK and Top Chef, the little gay guy is the first to go? OUT AND PROUD!! I kind of like Will but Seth seems like he will be an interesting character. I kind of wanted the waiter to go because he was unacceptable but I LOVE that the girl waitress got everyone drunk during the blackout. I think it's a bit unfair that he picked a cute, young girl to waitress for the girls' team and a bad-toothed Giovanni for the men. Fair.
By far, my favorite comment was the girl (can't remember her name but I remember she is NOT attractive) saying that everyone thinks she "is just another pretty face trying to cook." A pretty face???? Are you kidding me?! I kind of love her though, cuz she is so unacceptable.
I am SO glad the bachelor got rid of that girl who didn't belong. And what a fucked up family!! I turned it on just in time to see some Jesus bible thumping (and isn't Naomi Jewish?) and 2 seconds later the mother started in with the psychic and former lives. Ridiculous.
I'm interested to see what happens because I think he likes the pretty blonde the best but she IS young and I think he likes Canada but she's a little too Canada and her hair is a little messy and I think he likes the Sales rep the best but can he really propose without meeting her family?? Molly is so pretty - I'd keep her around too! And the Sales Rep, whatever her name is - I just am not a fan of the "stretchy pants". They are SHORTS. dammit.
BL - the new team I love to hate is the pink team. I can't stand that mother - she is just gross. And she has huge boobs, which will come back to haunt her at some point. And old bearded dad with the TERRIBLE body is awful - why does he never lose any weight? Why does the son have to carry him??
And I'm not a fan of yellow partner who couldn't work out because she has been on campus for 2 seconds and can't work out because her sister's awful husband was there? What the hell is that??
LOVE American Idol and I like the rocker chick and I like the guy whose wife died and I HATE Tatiana (or whatever) who should be shot and I was NOT a fan of the black chick who looks like a hooker.
DAMMIT.
By far, my favorite comment was the girl (can't remember her name but I remember she is NOT attractive) saying that everyone thinks she "is just another pretty face trying to cook." A pretty face???? Are you kidding me?! I kind of love her though, cuz she is so unacceptable.
I am SO glad the bachelor got rid of that girl who didn't belong. And what a fucked up family!! I turned it on just in time to see some Jesus bible thumping (and isn't Naomi Jewish?) and 2 seconds later the mother started in with the psychic and former lives. Ridiculous.
I'm interested to see what happens because I think he likes the pretty blonde the best but she IS young and I think he likes Canada but she's a little too Canada and her hair is a little messy and I think he likes the Sales rep the best but can he really propose without meeting her family?? Molly is so pretty - I'd keep her around too! And the Sales Rep, whatever her name is - I just am not a fan of the "stretchy pants". They are SHORTS. dammit.
BL - the new team I love to hate is the pink team. I can't stand that mother - she is just gross. And she has huge boobs, which will come back to haunt her at some point. And old bearded dad with the TERRIBLE body is awful - why does he never lose any weight? Why does the son have to carry him??
And I'm not a fan of yellow partner who couldn't work out because she has been on campus for 2 seconds and can't work out because her sister's awful husband was there? What the hell is that??
LOVE American Idol and I like the rocker chick and I like the guy whose wife died and I HATE Tatiana (or whatever) who should be shot and I was NOT a fan of the black chick who looks like a hooker.
DAMMIT.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Have you ever.....
Gotten a zit a few days before a big event (I don't know - a dance, a wedding, a date)? Anyway, you are afraid if you wait that the zit will appear JUST in time for everyone to see it so you start to "work" on it a little early. Whoops! Once you start picking, it just gets worse and worse and bigger but now it's too late. You're fucked and your zit is on display - your only recourse is to bury it in your boyfriend's shoulder as they play Stairway To Heaven for the final dance of the night.
Just a thought....
Just a thought....
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
BL Update
I have just a couple of things to say....
While I AM a fan of purple, I think she looks like Shrek. I could say Grimace but that is just a bit too obvious.
JOELLE is awful and I'm glad she's gone although I feel bad for the friend. I LOVE that everyone wrote JOELLE in huge letters and wrote Carla in tiny letters. LOVE that.
And for crying out loud!!!! The BODY on that MAN. REVERSE THE STOMACH STAPLE. Nobody should have to look at that, right??
While I AM a fan of purple, I think she looks like Shrek. I could say Grimace but that is just a bit too obvious.
JOELLE is awful and I'm glad she's gone although I feel bad for the friend. I LOVE that everyone wrote JOELLE in huge letters and wrote Carla in tiny letters. LOVE that.
And for crying out loud!!!! The BODY on that MAN. REVERSE THE STOMACH STAPLE. Nobody should have to look at that, right??
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