RTP is soooo normal

Hi everyone -

I haven't had the patience to sit down and address the latest BL but I do have to say that my favorite BY FAR (well, except Betty Sue who fell off the treadmill but got back on and finished her workout) is the black Alabama football player. I have a love/hate relationship with Paul whi has this "matter-of-fact" attitude about eating his 900 calories of corndog and STILL not winning the 5K. I also LOVE Jillian even more - "You ate it for $5000??? If you need $5000 so badly, why did you leave work for 4 months?? Go back to work!!!"

I also can't believe they don't let the people call their kids every night. I really do respect the sacrifice these people are making. They essentially go to "spa", but they aren't allowed to talk to any spa outsiders while they are pampered into losing a shitload of weight.

I am in North Carolina today and it is RAINING. You guys wouldn't believe these hospital "complexes" I visit. It's ridiculous. But, I do have to say as I walk around these places, that I am earning my $$ and I do deserve spa after watching sick kids, cancer patients, veterans and every other sad person who doesn't deserve to be sick walk around these places. I am currently listening to a screaming kid - I don't know if it's because she is sick or just a screaming kid but, being in a hospital, I just assume sick.

It's a lot easier to be funny blog in the FAT memphis airport than the confines of UNC Children's hospital. Tonight, I will have dinner with the CHI who is actually a customer. He doesn't work on my kind of head disease but he is sooo unnerving. He is one of those people who looks at you with these eyes that I swear can see directly into my soul. I might as well give him a copy of the chart from my CHI's office AND my CHOL's office - it will save him the trouble of having to look through my eyes to get to my soul. OY.